Day 17

• Is it possible not to piss of Parisian women if I sully their keyboard with cacti?
• Is it safe if I sit in the front seat with a crazy Parisian taxi driver?
• Is it okay if I feel wary around the men parading around in public with submachine guns?
• Is it all right if I depend on the internet/computer/phone/electronics to feel comforted in the world when alone?
• Is it embarrassing if I listen to Britney Spears “Sometimes” in public? At all? … and to like it?
• Is it normal if I relate to every single song I have ever heard with all the intimate aspects of my life? (yes Britney, sing it to me)
• Is it kosher if I cannot speak any languages correctly?
• Is it acceptable if I use the word kosher?
• Is it sappy if I miss my baby?
• Is it sad if I never-ever want to grow up/old/distant?

Is it….?