Day 23

First day at the job (Lucky Brand Jeans) today! I know... it's get out of your pants exciting. So I came in for training, which consisted of going through about ~50 pages. Doing the whole, sign here on the dotted line, read this 9 font text, sit in this uncomfortable metal chair, and watch training videos on how to assess customers by assigning them different jean shapes (pear, skinny, full...) without actually having the balls to mention thier shape in front of them.

Needless to say.... I almost fell asleep. It isn't like I'm not getting enough sleep. 10 hours should be pretty good, but yet, I sleep away.

Also, in slightly disturbing news, my boss/the woman who hired me as she fidgeted and bit her nails during the interview then proceeded to extend the "ill get back to you by this time" date by a whole week and calling about 4 times during; she made me sign a piece of paper that said, and I quote,

"I understand that I will be terminated July 18, 2009".

Signed it and bought a few grenades. Waiting for the robocops to come find me. Oh! That and finding another job in the interim. But bombs nonetheless.

This post is a mess.

What insulting body shape are you?